This sweater was specifically designed to be as ugly as possible, while also conveying our scary cybersecurity Santa message "that you must be nice, or else all your cookies will be enabled". If you find a sweater more mismatched then this please let us know, because we would love to see it. Each sleeve, including the front and back of the sweater are different patterns, creating a cacophony of clashing colors. If you choose to purchase this cursed sweater then we hope you love/hate it as much as we do.

Each unique, all-over printed sweatshirt is precision-cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look and bring out the intricate design. What's more, the durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside means that this sweatshirt is bound to become your favorite for a long time.

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), weight may vary by 2%
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components sourced from Poland

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!